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"Who put the ball in the German net?" - songs and chants about current and past Manchester United players
Manchester United players have always been treated well by the supporters when it comes to having their own songs and chants blasted out in the stadium to encourage them or recognise their excellent display on the pitch. King Eric said, "So much the better if my goals give you something to sing about. Nothing else is important!" and even now, years after he's finished playing football, the fans go through their array of Cantona songs at every match. Click the link below to search through the songs.
man united songs about current and past players
Songs and Chants about current and past Manchester United players
Manchester Utd current squad 2007-2008
Click on any of the names below to take you to the song(s) the fans sing about them...
  sir alex ferguson 15 nemanja vidic
1 edwin van der sar 16 michael carrick
2 gary neville 17 nani
3 patrice evra 18 paul scholes
4 owen hargreaves 19 danny welbeck
5 rio ferdinand 20 fabio da silva
6 wes brown 21 raphael da silva
7 michael owen 22 john o'shea
8 anderson 23 jonny evans
9 dimitar berbatov 24 darren fletcher
10 wayne rooney 25 antonio valencia
11 ryan giggs 26 gabriel obertan
12 ben foster 27 frederico macheda
13 ji-sung park 28 darron gibson
14 zoran tosic 29 tomasz kuszczak
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Sir Alex Ferguson
Ferguson's Red and White Army
Ferguson's red and white army [clap, clap, clap]
Ferguson's red and white army [clap, clap, clap]...
 

Fergie, Give Us A Song
Fergie, give us a song,
Fergie, Fergie, give us a song...
(The supporters' sarcastic reaction to Fergie's criticism of the poor atmosphere at Old Trafford v Birmingham on New Year's Day 2008. This song was first sang at Villa Park in United's 2-0 FA Cup win, and heard again at home v Newcastle (6-0))
 

Fergie, Give Us A Wave
Fergie, give us a wave,
Fergie, Fergie, give us a wave...
 

Stand Up If You Love Fergie!
Stand Up, if you love Fergie,
Stand Up, if you love Fergie...
 

Every Single One Of Us Loves Alex Ferguson!
Oh, every single one of us,
Loves Alex Ferguson,
Loves Alex Ferguson,
Loves Alex Ferguson...
 

Every Single One Of Us Loves Cathy Ferguson!
Oh, every single one of us,
Loves Cathy Ferguson,
Loves Cathy Ferguson,
Loves Cathy Ferguson...
(this was sang when Sir Alex's wife talked him out of retirement!)
 

Happy Birthday Sir Alex...
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday Sir Alex,
Happy Birthday to you! (if you go to the New Year's Eve/Day fixture, you might hear a rendition of this one!)
If you've heard any other Alex Ferguson songs or chants at games, contact us and we'll update our listings.
Edwin Van Der Sar
Edwin Van Der Sar
Edwin!
Van der Sar!
Edwin! Edwin!
Van der Sar.
If you've heard any other Edwin Van der Sar chants at games, contact us and we'll update our listings.
Gary Neville
Gary Neville Is A Red (to the tune of 'London Bridge Is Falling Down')
Gary Neville is a red, is a red, is a red,
Gary Neville is a red...
He hates Scousers!
 

Tracey Neville's Off Her Head (to the tune of 'London Bridge Is Falling Down')
Tracey Neville's off her head, off her head, off her head,
Tracey Neville's off her head,
She plays netball!
 

Neville Neville Is Their Dad (to the tune of 'London Bridge Is Falling Down')
Neville Neville is their dad, is their dad, is their dad,
Neville Neville is their dad,
He hates Scousers!
 

One Gary Neville
One Gary Neville -
There's only one Gary Neville,
One Gary Nev-ille -
There's only one Gary Nev-ille!
 

Neville Neville (to the tune of 'Rebel, Rebel' by David Bowie)
Neville Neville, Your future's immense,
Neville Neville, You play in defence,
Neville Neville, Like Jacko you're bad,
Neville Neville, Is the name of your dad!
(this is a song rarely heard nowadays!)
If you've heard any other Gary Neville songs or chants at games, contact us and we'll update our listings.
Patrice Evra
Patrice Evra
The French full-back lhas become a favourite at Old Trafford with the fans and a first choice pick for Fergie. Surprisingly he's not got a song yet. In an interview on TV, Patrice said he loved the song the fans were singing about him to the tune of the La Marseillaise. It's a bit of a mystery as we've never heard it. He probably misheard it for the Eric song. However, if you've heard any Evra songs/chants sang at games, please contact us.
Owen Hargreaves

I Want Curly Hair Too (to the tune of 'Cant Take My Eyes Of You' by Frankie Valli)
Oh, Owen Hargreaves,
You are the love of my life,
Oh Owen Hargreaves,
I’d let you shag my wife
Oh, Owen Hargreaves,
I want curly hair too...
 
Owen Hargreaves Is Wonderful
Owen Hargreaves Is wonderful!
Owen Hargreaves Is wonderful,
He plays with Giggs, Anderson and Nani
Owen Hargreaves Is wonderful!
If you've heard any other Owen Hargreaves songs or chants at games, contact us.
Rio Ferdinand
Ri-o
Ri-o!
Ri-o!
If you've heard any other Rio Ferdinand songs or chants at games, contact us.
Wes Brown
He's Big, His Bad, He's Wesley Brown! (to the tune of 'Knees Up Mother Brown')
He's big, he's bad, he's Wesley Brown,
He's the hardest man in all the town.
With orange hair beware.
Come and have a go if you dare...
 
We've Got Wesley Brown! (to the tune of 'Knees Up Mother Brown')
We've got Wesley Brown,
We've got Wesley Brown.
We've got Wesley, we've got Wesley...
We've got Wesley Brown!
If you've heard any other Wes Brown songs or chants at games, contact us.
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Michael Owen Is A Red (to the tune of 'London Bridge Is Falling Down')
Michael Owen is a red, is a red, is a red,
Michael Owen is a red...
He hates Scousers!
 

One Michael Owen
One Michael Owen -
There's only one Michael Owen,
One Michael Ow-en -
There's only one Michael Ow-en!
If you've heard another Christiano Ronaldo song or chant at games, contact us.
Anderson
Anderson-son-son (to the tune of 'Agadoo' by Black Lace)
Anderson, son, son
He's better than Kleberson.
Anderson, son, son
Our midfield magician.
To the left, to the right,
To the samba beat tonight,
He is class with the brass
And he shits on Fabregas!
 

Anderson
An-der-son
An-der-son
If you've heard another Anderson song or chant at games, contact us.
 
Dimitar Berbatov (to the tune of 'Jesus Christ Superstar')
Dimitar!
Berbatov!
Took one look at city and said 'fuck off!'
 
Dimitar Berbatov (to the tune of 'Got My Mind Set On You' by George Harrison)

Dimitar Berb-Berba-tov,
Dimitar Berba-tov
Dimitar Berba-tov,
Dimitar Berba-tov...

If you've heard any other Luis Saha songs or chants at games, contact us.
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Wayne Rooney
Rooney!
ROO-NEY!
ROO-NEY!
 

Once A Blue....
Once a Blue
Always a Red
Once a Blue
Always a Red...
 

The White Pele (to the tune of 'Tom Hark' by The Piranhas)
I saw my mate the other day,
He said to me, he'd seen the white Pele,
So I asked, "Who is he?"
He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney.
Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, goes by the name of Wayne Rooney.
 

An Early Rooney song heard v Fenerbahce on his debut in September 2004
30 million, f*ckin' by'eck,
We've signed a Scouser,
who looks like Shrek
(not the most flattering song sang by United fans and was soon dropped. Was first heard at games during the media speculation about his switch to United, with different lyrics, 'we're signing a Scouser who looks like Shrek')
If you've heard any other Wayne Rooney songs or chants at games, contact us.
Ryan Giggs

Giggs Will Tear You Apart (to the tune of 'Love Will Tear You Apart' by Joy Division)
Giggs...
Giggs will tear you apart (again)...
Giggs...
Giggs will tear you apart (again)...
 

Giggs Has Torn His Hamstring (to the tune of 'Love Will Tear You Apart' by Joy Division)
Giggs...
Giggs has torn his hamstring (again)...
Giggs...
Giggs has torn his hamstring (again)...
 

Running Down The Wing (to the tune of Robin Hood)
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, running down the wing,
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, running down the wing -
Loved by the reds, feared by the blues...
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs...
 

He Gave Giggsy The Ball (to the tune of Volare)
Viera - oh, oh, oh, oh-
Viera - oh, oh, oh, oh-
He gave Giggsy the ball
And Arsenal won f*ck all...
 
He's Won it Eleven Times
He's won it eleven times,
He's won it eleven times,
That boy Giggsy,
He's won it eleven times.
If you've heard any other Ryan Giggs songs or chants at games, contact us.
 
Ben Foster
The young goalkeeper still hasn't won a song from the crowd despite his many appearances for United and England. If you've heard any Foster songs/chants sang at games, please contact us.
Ji-Sung Park
Park, Park, Wherever You May Be (to the tune of 'Lord Of The Dance')
Park, Park, wherever you may be,
You eat dogs in your home country!
It could be worse, you could be Scouse,
Eating rats in your council house!
 

Hong Kong Phooey (to the tune of 'If You're Happy and You Know It' )
We've got Hong Kong Phooey on the wing,
We've got Hong Kong Phooey on the wing,
We've got Hong Kong Phooey, Hong Kong Phooey,
Hong Kong Phooey on the wing!
(not heard as much anymore)
 

He Eats Labradors (chat)
He shoots,
He scores,
He eats labradors,
Ji Sung Park, Ji Sung Park...
If you've heard any other Ji-Sung Park songs or chants at games, contact us.
 
Zoran Tosic
The young Serbian is still to win a song and a regular place in the team, although Britney Spear's 'Toxic' does spring to mind. If you've heard any Tosic songs/chants sang at games, please contact us.
Nemanja Vidic
He'll F**kin' Murder Ya! (to the tune of Volare)
Nemanja ohhh, Nemanja ohhh,
He comes from Serbia...
He'll f**kin' Murder Ya!
 

Is it Nemanja? (tune of 'Monster' by Automatic)
What's that coming over the hill?
Is it Nemanja?
Is it Neman-ja?
If you've heard any other Nemanja Vidic songs or chants at games, contact us.
Michael Carrick

One Michael Carrick
One Michael Carrick -
There's only one Michael Carrick,
One Michael Carr-ick -
There's only one Michael Carr-ick!
 
Michael Carrick is a Red (to the tune of 'Seasons In The Sun')
He can tackle, pass, head,
Michael Carrick is a Red.
Gerrard, Lampard, Fabregas,
Your not fit to wipe his arse!
(Sang by Pete Boyle and friends in the pub before the game however it's never taken off inside the stadium)
If you've heard any other Michael Carrick songs or chants at games, contact us.
Nani
Hey Nani-Nani (to the tune of 'Hey Nonny Nonny' by the Violent Femmes)
Hey Nani-Nani ohhh!
Hey Nani-Nani ohhh!
Ho Nani-Nani!
Ho Nani-Nani!
Hey Nani-nani!
Hey Nani-nani!
Oh Nani!
Oh Nani!

(First heard at the United 4 Arsenal 0 FA Cup game in 2008)
 

Nani
NA-NI,
NA-NI
NA-NI
(First sang by a lone guy on Nani's debut during a pre-season friendly in Northern Ireland. It was heard again, briefly being sang by the 'Johnny-cum-Lately's' and 'Muppets' after his superb strike against Spurs at Old Trafford)
If you've heard any other Nani songs or chants at games, contact us.
Paul Scholes
He Scores Goals (to the tune of 'Kum Ba Yah' )
He scores goals, galore,
He scores goals!
He scores goals, galore,
He scores goals!
He scores goals, galore,
He scores goals!
Paul Scholes - he scores goals...
 

Scholes Chant (in the style of the old Skol beer tv ad with the vikings chant Skol Skol Skol)
Scholes, Scholes, Scholes, Scholes,
Scholes, Scholes, Scholes, Scholes...
If you've heard any other Paul Scholes songs or chants at games, contact us.
 

One Danny Welbeck
One Danny Welbeck -
There's only one Danny Welbeck,
One Danny Wel-beck -
There's only one Danny Well-beck!
If you've heard any other Danny Wellbeck songs or chants at games, contact us.
 
Viva Da Silva!
Viva Da Silva!
Viva Da Silva!
Running down the pitch,
Don't know which is which,
Viva Da Silva!
If you've heard any other Fabio or Rafael Da Silva songs or chants at games, contact us.
John O'Shea
When Johnny Goes Marching Down The Wing (to the tune of 'When Johnny Goes Marching Home Again')
When Johnny goes marching down the wing,
O'Shea! O'Shea!
When Johnny goes marching down the wing,
O'Shea! O'Shea!
When Johnny goes marching down the wing,
The Stretford End are gonna sing...
"We all know that Johnny's gonna score"

La, la, la, la.. la ,la la.. la, la,
La! La!
La, la, la, la.. la ,la la.. la, la
La! La!
La, la, la, la, la, la, la,
La, la, la, la, la ,la la...
"We all know that Johnny's gonna score"!
(This song has lately been stolen by Scousers singing it for Fernando Torres. Scousers stealing? Surely, not!)
 

John O'Shea (to the tune of 'The A-Team')
John O'Shea!
John O'Shea!
John O..Shea!
John O, John O'Shea!
If you've heard any other John O'Shea songs or chants at games, contact us.
 
Jonny Evans
The young defender is a favourite of the crowd but is still without a chant. If you've heard any Jonny Evans songs/chants sang at games, please contact us.
Darren Fletcher

One Darren Fletcher
One Darren Fletcher -
There's only one Darren Fletcher,
One Darren Fletch-er -
There's only one Darren Fletch-er!
 
Darren Fletcher (to the tune of 'You're so sh*t it's unbelievable')
Darren Fletcher football genius
(Clap Clap clap Clap
Clap Clap clap-Clap Clap-Clap)
(repeat)
 
Darren Fletcher (to the tune of 'Gonna Be (500 Miles)' by the Proclaimers)
Darren Fletcher!
Darren Fletcher!
Darren Fletcher!
Darren Fletcher!
Da-ren, da-ren, da-ren, da-ren, da-ren, DA-DA!
 
Darren Fletcher
We'll only sit down when Fletcher scores
We'll on sit down when Fletch scores,
(repeated until asked to sit down)
If you've heard any other Darren Fletcher songs or chants at games, contact us.
 
Antonio Valencia
The classy winger is still to get a song despite being United's biggest signing since Ronaldo left. If you've heard any Antonio Valencia songs/chants sang at games, please contact us.
 
Gabriel Obertan
The young winger is still to get a song and a regular place in the team. If you've heard any Gabriel Obertan songs/chants sang at games, please contact us.
 

Kiko! Kiko! (to the tune of 'Biko' by Peter Gabriel)
Oh, Kiko!
Kiko! Kiko!
Kiko!
Oh, Kiko!
Kiko! Kiko!
Kiko!
 
He came from Lazio
Macheda - oh, oh, oh, oh-
Macheda - oh, oh, oh, oh-
He came from Lazio
He scored a wondergoal
If you've heard any other Frederico Macheda songs or chants at games, contact us.
 

One Darron Gibson
One Darron Gibson -
There's only one Darron Gibson,
One Darron Gib-son -
There's only one Darron Gib-son!
If you've heard any other Darron Gibson songs or chants at games, contact us.
Tomasz Kuszczak
Tomasz Kuszczak
It's not surprising there isn't a song for Tomasz Kuszczak when his name is so hard to spell. It might be ideal for a game of scrabble but the United fans haven't come up with a song or chant yet for the Polish goalkeeper.
Apparently the West Brom fans used to sing...
He's our Pole in goal, he's our Pole,
He's our Pole in goal, he's our Pole...,
If you've heard any other Tomasz Kuszczak songs or chants at games, contact us.
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Ole Gunnar Solskjaer
You Are My Solskjaer (to the tune of 'You Are My Sunshine' )
You are my Solskjaer,
My Ole Solskjaer,
You make me happy,
When skies are grey.
Oh Alan Shearer,
Was f*cking dearer,
So please don't take my Solskjaer away.
 

Ole Song
Ole,
Ole Ole Ole,
Ole,
Ole...
 

Who put the ball in the Germans' net? (to the tune of 'Skip To My Lou')
Who put the ball in the Germans' net?
Who put the ball in the Germans' net?
Who put the ball in the Germans' net?
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer...
 

Who put the ball in the Scousers' net? (to the tune of 'Skip To My Lou')
Who put the ball in the Scousers' net?
Who put the ball in the Scousers' net?
Who put the ball in the Scousers' net?
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer...
If you've heard any other Ole Gunnar Solsjkaer songs or chants at games, contact us.
Cristiano Ronaldo
Viva Ronaldo... (to a similar tune which can be heard on YouTube.com - click here)
Viva Ronaldo
Viva Ronaldo
Running down the wing
Hear United sing
Viva Ronaldo
 
That Boy Ronaldo...
He plays on the left,
He plays on the right.
That Boy Ronaldo,
Makes England look shite!
(originally, the song was 'makes Beckham look shite!' which didn't sit easy with many United fans. After Portugal knocked out England in the World Cup, the lyrics were altered pleasing the large number of reds who fall into the anti-England camp)
 

There's Only One Ronaldo!
There's only one Ronaldo,
There's only one Ronaldo...
 

You've Only Come To See Ronaldo
Come to see Ronaldo,
You've only come to see Ronaldo,
Come to see Ronaldo,
You've only come to see Ronaldo...
 

Portugal
Port-ur-gall
Port-ur-gall
(another one to wind up the rival fans as it has a big dig at England as Ronaldo put out England in the 2006 World Cup in Germany, smashing in the final penalty in the shootout)
 

There's Nothing You Can Do... (to the tune of 'My Guy' by Mary Wells)
There's nothing you can do
when he goes passed you
Ronaldo,
Ronaldo...
 

It's Ronaldo! (to the tune of 'That's Amore')
When the ball hits the goal
it's not Giggs,
it's not Scholes,
It's Ronaldo!
If you've heard another Christiano Ronaldo song or chant at games, contact us.
Louis Saha
Wa Hey Hey Louis Saha (to the tune of 'Na Na Hey Hey' by Bananarama)
Louis Saha,
Louis Saha,
Wa Hey Hey,
Louis Saha!
 

Knowing Me, Knowing You... (to the tune of 'Knowing Me, Knowing You' by ABBA)
Knowing Me,
Knowing You...
SAHA!
If you've heard any other Luis Saha songs or chants at games, contact us.
Mikael Silvestre
Mikael Silvestre chant
Mikael Silvestre! [clap clap, clap clap clap]
Mikael Silvestre! [clap clap, clap clap clap]
Mikael Silvestre! [clap clap, clap clap clap]...
 

Mikael Silvestre chant (to the tune of 'Hey Mickey')
Hey Mickey you're so fine,
You're so fine you blow my mind,
Hey Mickey... Hey Mickey....!
If you've heard any other Mikael Silvestre songs or chants at games, contact us.
Carlos Tevez
Argentina
AR-GEN-TINA!
AR-GEN-TINA!
(this chant was originally used to wind up fans of teams with a reputation for being 'Little Ing-er-lunders', as United fans love to call them, following England's World Cup exit in 1998. It then became Juan Sebastian Veron's and later Gabriel Heinze's tune and a further excuse to wind up England fans! Fortunately, for United fans who fall into the anti-England camp, Carlos Tevez came along just as Heinze left and the song continued to be sang, winding up fans of clubs who travel with their club's name emblazoned on St George's crosses.)
 

Who's That Man From Argentina?
Who's that man from Argentina?
Who's that man they all adore?
Plays with Rooney, plays with Wes
He's our superstar Tevez
And forever at United he will score!
If you've heard any other Carlos Tevez songs or chants at games, contact us.
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